Kirk: Yeah, we like to switch it up a bit, don’t we babe?
Spock: Jim enjoys concocting one of his ‘ashau ak’wikmun’ as he refers them, for us to participate in.
Kirk: *chuckles* You make them sound awful.
Spock: They are not, I am actually quite fond of them. You treat me overly well, T’hy’la.
Kirk: No, I don’t. I treat you exactly as a princesses should be treated.
Spock: *quirks eyebrow* Princess? I believe, my love, if anyone is to be a princess it is to be you.
Kirk: And, how is that?
Spock: You do spend quite a large amount of time gazing at yourself in the mirror.
Kirk: I’m not just gazing at myself! I’m getting ready, doing my hair, that kind of thing. Takes a lot to be the sexiest captain in the ‘Fleet.
Spock: *looks at the ceiling*
Kirk: You’re rolling your eyes at me.
Spock: *quirks eyebrow*
Kirk: Anyway, we’re actually going out tonight.
Spock: I was not aware of this.
Kirk: It’s the reception of Angela Martine and Robert Tomlinson, remember? I officiated their wedding last week but, then everything when to hell and a handbasket.
Spock: Ah, yes, of course.
Kirk: You’re gonna go with me, right ashaya?
Spock: Of course, Jim.
Kirk: Good, we can get drug and grind.
Kirk: *grins* You’ll see.
Kirk: I mean, Spock is pretty much the only person who can pull off those professor blacks but, I’m kind of bias.
Spock: I have only seen Jim adorned by his cadet outfit a minimal number of times. Though I will say, Jim, yours was far more lavishly fitted to your posterior.
Kirk: *laughs* You don’t think I didn’t know that, and didn’t do it on purpose?
Spock: It would not surprise me.
Kirk: And, that it a mighty scandalous observation, professor.
Spock: *quirks eyebrow* You do not think I did not know that, and did not do it on purpose?
Kirk: *laughs* Ashaya, I have a question for you, I’ve always wanted to ask. Do you realize, and did you realize that most of your students found you to be extremely attractive.
Spock: *scowls* I do not believe that to be true, and if it were, I do not take stock of things of that nature.
Kirk: Oh come on, you had to have noticed the girls, and occasional guy batting their eyelashes at you.
Spock: None of my students appeared to have an eye twitch of any kind.
Kirk: You’re so full of shit. You were the hottest professor at the Academy, and when students heard you were back to teaching for a year while the Enterprise was being repaired, they scrambled to get in your class.
Spock: I believe you are projecting your attraction to me onto to others, Jim.
Kirk: *laughs* I’m not though!
Spock: Besides, no cadet is of interest to me. No one looks as brilliantly in that uniform as you did.
Kirk: *grins* Flattery.
Spock: Do not act like it will not work.
Kirk: *laughs and kisses Spock*
Spock: I assume this is a sexual question.
Kirk: Aren’t they always? *grins*
Spock: I enjoy when we copulate in the shower.
Kirk: Not really a position, Spock. That’s more of a location.
Spock: While in the shower, Jim usually enjoys when I lift him.
Kirk: I enjoy? I’m pretty sure they want to know what you in enjoy, ashalik.
Spock: Yes, well.I enjoy being dominant during our sexual activities but, I will admit to finding it pleasing when Jim is in control.
Kirk: You like it when I top?
Spock: As in ‘top’ you are referring to you positioned above me?
Spock: Then yes, I do.
Kirk: But, that’s…? We never do that, you always take me?
Spock: I am aware, I was not suggesting the opposite.
Kirk: You just said? Wait. I’m confused.
Spock: *tilts head* What is there you to confused about, Jim? I enjoy when you are on top, and in control of the rhythm and speed at which I penetrate you.
Kirk: *laughs* First off, you said nothing of rhythm and speed before.
Spock: I falsely assumed you would conclude the correct position, because of how often you do not penetrate me.
Kirk: *grins* So, you like it when I ride you?
Spock: *blushes* A vulgar way of putting it, but essentially yes.
Kirk: *laughs and kisses Spock’s ear* I’ll be sure to do it later for you, ashaya.
Kirk: I’m still learning. Spock’s a pretty amazing teacher, but I’m no Uhura.
Spock: There are resources you can refer to, to assist with learning the Vulcan language. (VLD)
Kirk: It’s a pretty difficult language to learn and I can definitely tell that I still butcher a lot of the pronunciation by the look on Spock’s face when I practice.
Spock: The look on my face?
Kirk: *grins* Yeah, I see you wince slightly when I obviously totally destroy a word.
Spock: It is challenging for the human tongue.
Kirk: *grins and goes to speak but, is cut off by Spock*
Spock: I knew the moment I said that statement, I should not have, ashaya behave.
Kirk: *laughs* Yeah, and understanding it just comes with practice. I have Spock speak it to me sometimes so I can get accustom to the speed in which he speaks it. I think the kind of the hardest part of trying to understand it.
Spock: sov-noshau-mev. What have I just stated.
Kirk: …. air conditioning duct?
Kirk: *laughs* Spock that was so random.
Spock: I only attempted to select a phrase that I do not use regularly.
Spock: *furrows brows* Fuzzy logic?
Spock: *shakes head*
Kirk: It’s alright, darling. I guess us being asked this a lot helps us not forget why we’re together, and love each other so much.
Spock: *quirks eyebrow* You need reminding, ashaya?
Kirk: Absolutely not.
Spock: *looks at Jim suspiciously* Very well.
Kirk: Anyway, yeah, Spock and I are kind of pathetic and-
Spock: *cuts Jim off* I am not, only you.
Kirk: Right, I’m pathetic, Spock’s just obviously apparently, but it took me dying for us to realize that we kind of loved each other and couldn’t live with out each other.
Spock: When you state it in that kind of way, it does seem a bit pitiful.
Kirk: But, see I already knew I loved you… I kinda knew after the whole Nibiru incident.
Spock: *quirks eyebrow* So, you are saying you found upon these feelings when you were faced with the possibility of my death?
Kirk: *nods* Yes.
Spock: And, you do not see how that is not dissimilar from my own discovery.
Kirk: *sticks tongue out at Spock* I still figured it out first.
Spock: I did not realize it was a contest.
Kirk: *grins* It’s not. I’m glad you told me what friend means to Vulcan’s.
Spock: *corners of lips twitch* As am I, ashaya.
Kirk: I probably would have went on pining for you my entire life.
Spock: That would not have been desirable.
Kirk: *leans in to kiss Spock* I love you.
Spock: Taluhk nash-veh k’dular, Adun.
Kirk: I can’t believe you called us pitiful.
Spock: You referred to us as pathetic.
Kirk: Pitiful is worse.
Spock: Pathetic is surely more so.
Kirk: Nope, pitiful.
Spock: I believe you are wrong, T’hy’la.
Kirk: Are not.
Spock: This argument is-
Kirk: *cuts Spock off* Illogical.
Spock: *corners of lips twitch* You are thinking of the same event as I am?
Spock: Just recently one of the new Yeoman that was assigned to the Bridge was there to bring a document for Jim to sign. I came to speak to Jim when he explained he had a ‘kink’ in his back, the Yeoman then proceeded to rub the Captains back…
Kirk: *cuts Spock off* I really believed it was you, Ashaya.
Spock: Yes, well you discovered it was not when I stepped into your line of vision.
Kirk: *grimaces* I hope I didn’t come off too snippy with that poor Yeoman. I was just startled to realize it wasn’t you.
Spock: It was obvious.
Kirk: *smiled* You seemed so mad at me.
Spock: Vulcan’s do not get angry, and I saw no reason to be upset with you.
Kirk: Were you upset with her?
Spock: At first, but then I found myself internally amused.
Kirk: You were laughing at me inside your head?
Spock: I believe I just stated that.
Kirk: *grins* Well, just for the record, *kisses Spock’s cheek* I only like it when you rub my back.
Spock: Yes, ashaya, I know.
Kirk: I actually really enjoy a book called ‘What’s Eating Gilbert Grape’ it’s about a guy in Iowa having a hard time because of family problems and tragedies and it’s really emotional and quirky.
Spock: I do not believe you have ever mentioned this book to me.
Kirk: Probably not, I have a actual physical copy of it back in Iowa. It’s pretty old, published in 1991.
Spock: *raises eyebrows* Indeed?
Kirk: *shrugs* Yeah, it was made into a movie as well.
Kirk: *nods* What about you though? What’s your favorite book?
Spock: I quite enjoy the works of William Shakespeare and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
Kirk: *grins* Yes, Sherlock Holmes, we all know that.
Spock: I believe I would have to choose ‘Sons and Lovers’ by D.H. Lawrence.
Kirk: Wow. That’s a pretty emotionally driven story, Spock.
Spock: Yes, well, we can all indulge in our rebellious side on occasion.
Kirk: *smiles* I guess so.
Spock: The love that Mrs. Morel feels for her sons is very winsome.
Kirk: Ah, I see now.
Spock: *nods* Though it is not all a joyous book, it is very endearing.
Kirk: *grins throwing Spock’s arm over his shoulder and snuggles into his side* Such a softie.
Spock: *quirks eyebrow* Illogical.
Kirk: Yes, of course it bothers me. I sometimes feel guilty about it.
Spock: You must not ashaya, I would not wish to be with anyone else no matter the length of time I would have with them.
Kirk: *smiles* You know, for a Vulcan, you’re pretty sweet.
Spock: Please do not inform Dr. McCoy of this, if he were to find out I do not think he would ever let me live it down, as you human says.
Kirk: *laughs* I promise I won’t. Scouts honor.
Spock:*corners of lips twitch* As for my having to rescue Jim from the advances from other beings, it does in fact happen often, and not just with men, women as well.
Kirk: I’ve had to do my fair share of claim staking, but it’s kinda slowed down a bit. It’s pretty well known that we’re together throughout the Federation, that whole Earth saving command team thing. Everyone wants to know what color underwear you’re wearing.
Spock: *furrow brows* I do not believe that I have ever been asked about my under garments, have you?
Kirk: No, I was just saying that they are always trying to find more gossip about us. Although, I say it’s slowed down, but it is only with Federation planets, and species. Outside of that not so much, but they are usually more into Spock than me, so there’s that.
Spock: That is most definitely not true.
Kirk: Oh, it is. Vulcan’s are a pretty rare and beautiful species, Spock. And, it doesn’t help that you’re the most beautiful of all of them.
Spock: *blushes* I do not believe that to be accurate.
Kirk: *grins* It so is. You’re one of a kind my love.
Spock: That is also not accurate, there is in fact another version of myself in the universe.
Kirk: *laughs* Touche, touche.
Spock: *corners of lips twitch*
Kirk: Oh sweetheart, I’m sorry you were having a rough day. Hopefully you feel better today.
Spock: I believe my first piece of advice to give you is to never put yourself down.
Kirk: *smiles* Spock’s right. You’re not whining, your hurting and looking for help, there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. And also, if this is a love issue all I got to say is screw’em! Whatever the problem is, whomever it involves whether that be boy, or girl, or two boys or two girls, or maybe they are neither! Either way, they are all stupid! The lot of them.
Spock: I do not know if that is completely true, ashaya.
Kirk: Shush, Spock, I’m trying to make them feel better.
Spock: *quirks eyebrow* I believe what Jim, is endeavoring to explain is that you should not let this problem that you are encountering in your romantic life, cause you to relapse as you said almost occurred.
Kirk: Basically, it’s okay to be upset about it, it’s going to hurt, but at the end of the day, it’s gonna even itself out and it’s not going to seem as bad as it did before. You just gotta be strong, love.
Kirk: I hope that helps, and if it doesn’t feel free to come back and yell at Spock.
Spock: *scowls at Jim*
Kirk: *grins* Feel better!
Kirk: I love Spock’s ears. They are the reason I married him.
Spock: *quirks eyebrow*
Kirk: *grins* Kidding, Ashaya. *kisses Spock’s cheek*
Spock: While you may be “kidding”, Jim, I am not when I say I married you for your posterior.
Kirk: *mock gasps* I knew you only loved my for my ass.
Spock: You do indeed, as Dr. McCoy says have a large amount of junk in your trunk.
Kirk: *laughs* You love it.
Spock: *tilts head* That is why I had to make it mine.
Kirk:*grins* And, by the way I lick Spock’s ears just much as he licks my ass.
Spock: Jim, I think that is extending the information far too much.
Kirk: *bites lip* Sorry, but yes, I lick Spock’s ears but usually during… ya know. Which is… quite often if you think about it. *looks at Spock*
Spock: Yes, well, you are completely insatiable.
Kirk: It’s only because I like it when you lick-
Spock: *cuts Jim off* That is enough, Jim.
Kirk: *grins and winks*