Kirk: No, end of question, Spock. Done. Over. Finished.
Spock: Yes, Jim but-
Kirk: Did you not hear me, the question has been answered one hundred percent accurately. There’s no debate. Abru’ abru’ abru’ (over). This conversation is over.
Spock: If you are quite done.
Kirk: Are you gonna argue about our baby Spock’s?
Spock: I was only going to point out that we could not-
Kirk: Nope! Not gonna listen! It’s gonna happen and you cannot tell me otherwise.
Spock: *sighs* If we were to repopulate the entire universe Jim, it would require us to resign from Star Fleet so we would be able to commence with the reproductive process.
Kirk: Are you suggesting we quit our jobs and just have sex all day, every day.
Spock: No, I am not suggesting that, I am merely trying to explain to how impractical, impossible, and illogical the idea is.
Kirk: See this is were you’re wrong.
Kirk: *grins* It’s not an idea, it’s reality. it’s our future!
Spock: It is not.
Kirk: *laughs and puts arm around Spock’s shoulders* You say that now, ashaya, you say that now.
Kirk: Thanks. *smiles* Some times I do wonder how I was able to catch such an amazing guy like Spock.
Spock: It was not a matter of catching me, T’hy’la. I was drawn to you from the moment I met you.
Kirk: That’s not true, you hated me.
Spock: I never hated, and could never hate you.
Kirk: *laughs* Okay, disliked, extremely disliked.
Spock: *furrows brows* You often bring up the fact that at the being of our acquaintance we did not particularly enjoy the others company. Why?
Kirk: *shrugs* I do not know, some times I worry that one day you’ll realize how illogical I am, and that you’ll leave. I guess it’s my way of trying to get you to show me that at least for now you wont leave.
Spock: T’hy’la, I do not understand your fear of my abandoning you.
Kirk: Everyone else has, why shouldn’t you?
Spock: Jim, that is nonsense. I understand that your past has been difficult and it is unfortunate, and pains me that you did not get the love and support that you needed of others, but I will no long tolerate your self-doubt, especially when it had to do with our relationship. *takes Jim’s hands in his* I will never will you, ashaya. You must believe me.
Kirk: *sighs* And, I do. I really do. I don’t know, I’m just messed up.
Kirk: *smiles sadly at Spock* I’ll be better I promise.
Spock: All I want is for you to understand my unwavering regard for you. You have stated yourself that you do not feel you could live without me, yes?
Spock: Well, it is the same for me, Jim. Abundantly so.
Kirk: *smiles and leans in to kiss Spock*
Kirk: *laughs* Well, Spock can read my mind, so…
Spock: It can be quite disturbing.
Kirk: Hey! *shoves Spock’s shoulders*
Spock: Actually, Jim’s imagination is quite colorful and extensive.
Kirk: *smirks* Imagination you say?
Spock: T’hy’la, that is most certainly not what I meant.
Kirk: *grins* But, you don’t deny that that’s part of it.
Spock: Well, yes of course, it is you we are talking about.
Kirk: *laughs* I don’t know if I should be offended or flattered by the comment.
Spock: It was never my intend to offend.
Kirk: Mmm… So, do you enjoy my imagination?
Spock: There are times when I wish you would keep them more controlled. You think of the most inappropriate things at times, ashaya.
Kirk: *grins* I can’t help it, I mean I have this sexy Vulcan husband, and I know some people would see it as a crime to not fantasize about you.
Spock: *quirks eyebrow* Indeed?
Kirk: *nods and scoots closer to Spock* Mhmm…
Spock: And, Jim might I ask…
Kirk: Yeah? *runs hand up the inside of Spock’s thigh*
Spock: What would people hear if they could read my mind?
Kirk: *scowls* You’re not as into this as I thought you were.
Spock: *corners of lips twitch*
Kirk: That’s hateful. *pulls away from Spock*
Spock: Are you not going to answer the query?
Kirk: *rolls eyes and tries not to smile* It depends on what you’re doing, sometimes its calculations, well that’s mostly what it is. Ummm, you think about your mother quite a bit, along with Sarek and me. Also, when one of the crewmen says something extremely illogical to you, I like to try to hear your internal debate on what they could have possibly meant.
Spock: Do you find that amusing?
Kirk: *giggles* Very much so.
Spock: *shakes head* Of course.
Kirk: It was Spock actually. *looks at Spock* Right, ashaya?
Spock: I believe so, T’hy’la.
Kirk: *grins* Wasn’t it when we went to lunch with my mom?
Spock: *nods* I believe so.
Kirk: And, she was telling awful stories about me, being her embarrassing self. And, then I said something, I don’t remember what, making her laugh and ask you *mocks his mom’s voice* “don’t you just love him?” and you looked at me very seriously and said *mocks Spock* “I believe I do.”
Spock: *quirks amused eyebrow*
Kirk: *grins and intertwines fingers with Spock’s* From then on I knew was doomed.
Kirk: *grins* Doomed.
Spock: *corners of lips twitch and kisses Jim’s forehead* Also, I did not fear Jim’s possible rejection. It would be illogical to fear something that one knows is impossible.
Kirk: That’s a pretty bold thing to say, ashalik.
Spock: I knew you harbored a great deal of affection for me.
Kirk: Oh? And, how were you so sure?
Spock: I could feel it on several occasions while you were in contact with me.
Kirk: *laughs* I always use to forget that you were a touch telepath.*scoots over to Spock and kisses him* Now, I never forget.
Spock: *kisses Jim again and pulls him into his lap* I love you, Jim.
Kirk: And, I you, T’hy’la. *grins and kisses Spock deeply*
Spock: We encountered a planet that was against homosexual relationships just recently.
Kirk: We weren’t really discriminated against because we kept our marriage to ourselves, none of the natives knew and we stayed in separate rooms while on the planet. We were there for three days. *looks at Spock* I missed you.
Spock: Your absence during the night was mutually felt… to extremity.
Kirk: *smiles* I hated sleeping in that big bed all by myself. Especially knowing you were just across the hall.
Kirk: *intertwines fingers with Spock’s* I know, babe. It just sucked that I couldn’t even sneak in a Vulcan kiss at least a couple times.
Spock: *slides fingers along Jim’s* You know we could not risk it.
Spock: I disliked seeing your uneasiness and being unable to do anything about it.
Kirk: *smiles* I just missed you so much. Which is silly because I saw you everyday all day, but it just wasn’t the same. Every night I crawled into bed and buried myself into your sweater.
Spock: *quirks eyebrow* I did not know that you brought along my sweater.
Kirk: *nods* It helped, but it wasn’t the same as having you wrapped around me.
Spock: No, I can assume not. But, I am here now, T’hy’la.
Kirk: *grins* You are, and I am never sleeping away from you again, if I can help it.
Spock: *corners of lips twitch*
Kirk: Next time we’ll stay on the ship, kay? In our own bed. *snuggles into Spock*
Spock: There is no other place I would rather sleep, than in our bed with you, my love.
Kirk: *grins* You’re being awful sappy tonight, ashalik.
Spock: You make me sappy. *kisses Jim’s hair*
Kirk: Spock has this black sweater that’s really stretched out in the sleeve area and I love wearing it.
Spock: My mother purchased that sweater for me, so I would not become overly cold during my stay on Earth. I find it rather pleasing to see it on your person.
Kirk: *grins* When I first started wearing it, it smelt like you but, now it’s kind of faded. *sticks bottom lip out*
Spock: I will wear the sweater again for you, T’hy’la, so that my scent is once again upon the garment.
Kirk: *grins* Thanks ashaya. As for Spock wearing my clothes, he really doesn’t wear anything but my sweat pants, and he’ll wear my Academy hoodie when he’s not feeling well. *looks at Spock* I love it when you wear my pants by the way, your ass looks amazing in them.
Spock: *quirks eyebrow* How so?
Kirk: I don’t know, the way the cling to your hips and hang on you is just really attractive.
Spock: Am I to wear your sweat pants more often?
Kirk: *grins* Only if you want.
Spock: A special way of apologizing?
Kirk: *laughs* Make up sex, Spock.
Spock: Ah, I see.
Kirk: To put it simply, yes Spock and I have a very special way of apologizing to one another.
Spock: *corners of lips twitch*
Kirk: But, on the more elaborate side, the apology usually begins with Spock slamming me into the wall. *looks and Spock and grins* And, that’s when I really piss you off, isn’t it ashaya?
Spock: You can be somewhat… maddening, yes.
Kirk: Our make up sex is more like angry, punishment sex and then when it’s over we’ve kind of forgotten what we were mad about.
Spock: You are mad, I am not.
Kirk: *laughs* Right, you weren’t mad last week when threw me against the bulkhead and then bit my neck until you broke the skin.
Spock: I was not angry, merely irked.
Kirk: *rolls eyes* Spock, give up you are not winning this argument.
Spock: *gives Jim and annoyed but amused look*
Kirk: *shrugs* It’s okay, though. I think it’s sexy, kinda like you fuck the anger and argument right out of me.
Spock: *blushes* Jim…
Kirk: *grins* Sorry, I’ll stop. *kisses Spock’s ear*
Spock: I will admit to wondering if you fabricate arguments between us so that we will engage in, angry-punishment-make up sex.
Kirk: I have not done that once!
Spock: *quirks eyebrow*
Kirk: Really, I haven’t.
Kirk: It’s a good idea though…
Kirk: Well, we don’t spoon too often but, when we do Spock’s usually the big spoon.
Spock: I find it more agreeable to lie on my back.
Kirk: The first time we slept in the same bed together I woke up in the middle of the night and I thought he had died and was entering into rigor mortis.
Spock: *gives Jim a slightly amused look*
Kirk: That’s what it looked like!
Spock: Well, I assume you have discovered that, that was not the case.
Kirk: *grins* Yeah, I did. Right after I rolled over on top of you and began to-
Spock: Yes, Jim, I believe we understand what you performed, and accomplished.
Kirk: *grins* No more stiff Spock after that…. Well, only the important parts where still stiff.
Spock: You are insufferable.
Kirk: *laughs* You love it.
Spock: That statement is not a complete falsehood.
Kirk: *smirks* Anyway, no when we do spoon Spock is the big spoon, which I feel like people generally assume to be the case. And, I really don’t know why. *scrunches up eyes and looks at Spock*
Spock: I do.
Kirk: You do? How?
Spock: I just do.
Kirk: *rolls eyes* I’m ignoring you. But, yeah when we’re not spooning Spock still lays on his back, but less dead like and curl up to his side. My head on his shoulder, our legs tangled together, the works. *looks at Spock* I actually kind of like it better than spooning.
Spock: Why is that, ashaya?
Kirk: *shrugs* I don’t know. Maybe, because I like being able to hold you too.
Spock: *corners of lips twitch* Understandable.
Kirk: *crawls into Spock’s lap and puts arms around his neck* I love having you in my arms.
Spock: *kisses Jim* It is my favorite place to be, T’hy’la.
Kirk: *grins and kisses Spock deeply*
Kirk: Yeah, we like to switch it up a bit, don’t we babe?
Spock: Jim enjoys concocting one of his ‘ashau ak’wikmun’ as he refers them, for us to participate in.
Kirk: *chuckles* You make them sound awful.
Spock: They are not, I am actually quite fond of them. You treat me overly well, T’hy’la.
Kirk: No, I don’t. I treat you exactly as a princesses should be treated.
Spock: *quirks eyebrow* Princess? I believe, my love, if anyone is to be a princess it is to be you.
Kirk: And, how is that?
Spock: You do spend quite a large amount of time gazing at yourself in the mirror.
Kirk: I’m not just gazing at myself! I’m getting ready, doing my hair, that kind of thing. Takes a lot to be the sexiest captain in the ‘Fleet.
Spock: *looks at the ceiling*
Kirk: You’re rolling your eyes at me.
Spock: *quirks eyebrow*
Kirk: Anyway, we’re actually going out tonight.
Spock: I was not aware of this.
Kirk: It’s the reception of Angela Martine and Robert Tomlinson, remember? I officiated their wedding last week but, then everything when to hell and a handbasket.
Spock: Ah, yes, of course.
Kirk: You’re gonna go with me, right ashaya?
Spock: Of course, Jim.
Kirk: Good, we can get drug and grind.
Kirk: *grins* You’ll see.
Kirk: I mean, Spock is pretty much the only person who can pull off those professor blacks but, I’m kind of bias.
Spock: I have only seen Jim adorned by his cadet outfit a minimal number of times. Though I will say, Jim, yours was far more lavishly fitted to your posterior.
Kirk: *laughs* You don’t think I didn’t know that, and didn’t do it on purpose?
Spock: It would not surprise me.
Kirk: And, that it a mighty scandalous observation, professor.
Spock: *quirks eyebrow* You do not think I did not know that, and did not do it on purpose?
Kirk: *laughs* Ashaya, I have a question for you, I’ve always wanted to ask. Do you realize, and did you realize that most of your students found you to be extremely attractive.
Spock: *scowls* I do not believe that to be true, and if it were, I do not take stock of things of that nature.
Kirk: Oh come on, you had to have noticed the girls, and occasional guy batting their eyelashes at you.
Spock: None of my students appeared to have an eye twitch of any kind.
Kirk: You’re so full of shit. You were the hottest professor at the Academy, and when students heard you were back to teaching for a year while the Enterprise was being repaired, they scrambled to get in your class.
Spock: I believe you are projecting your attraction to me onto to others, Jim.
Kirk: *laughs* I’m not though!
Spock: Besides, no cadet is of interest to me. No one looks as brilliantly in that uniform as you did.
Kirk: *grins* Flattery.
Spock: Do not act like it will not work.
Kirk: *laughs and kisses Spock*