Kirk: *laughs* No, I don’t but that’s brilliant. I do sometimes call them dumb and dumber which really isn’t all that unique but it’s funny because Spock doesn’t get it at all and Bones gets really pissed.
Spock: Since you have begun referring to Dr. McCoy and I as such I have been called Lloyd Christmas by the command team many times. They refuses to explain.
Kirk: *laughs* Why don’t you just look it up?
Spock: Because, I am positive it is of low intellect and I will not find it at all humorous or amusing.
Kirk: Still sounds like you’re bothered by not knowing.
Spock: I do not get bothered.
Kirk: *grins* Yes, you do. You did last night.
Spock: *narrows eyes* Must you always bring coitus into every conversation?
Kirk: *puts hands up in surrender* Hey, you said it not me. I was actually talking about our sparring session last night.
Spock: I still can not tell if that is a double entendre.
Kirk: *laughs and kisses Spock’s cheek* No, ashaya.
Spock: I do not believe you.
Kirk: Why not?!
Spock: Because you are illogical.
Kirk: *laughs* Whatever you say, Lloyd.
Kirk: If it makes you feel better I’ll start calling you my boys in blue.
Spock: Your “boys”
Kirk: *grins and kisses Spock* Okay, my boy. Better?
Spock: Somewhat, but I am not a boy. I am a grown man.
Kirk: *grins* Okay, my man.
Spock: *kisses Jim*
Kirk: A long and happy life with my husband.
Spock: That was to be my answer.
Kirk: *grins* I would say sorry for stealing it but, I’m not.
Spock: *corners of lips twitch* No, I would not wish you to be.
Kirk: So, what would you choose other than that?
Spock: Possibly for Selek to tell me what would be an appropriate gift to give you for our anniversary.
Kirk: *laughs* Really?
Spock: Indeed, he continues to… taunt me with the knowledge that he in fact knows the perfect thing because it is what he gave his Jim, but he will not tell me.
Kirk: What a tease.
Spock: *quirks eyebrow* Quite right.
Kirk: *laughs* You’re perfect.
Kirk: Fifteen! Totally.
Spock: *quirks eyebrow*
Kirk: You ever see a kitten sleep? Yeah, that’s Spock.
Spock: A kitten?
Kirk: *grins* Yeah, you even twitch occasionally. It’s really the cutest thing ever.
Kirk: Also, you don’t know this but when I have to get up earlier than you for work purposes, which by the way doesn’t happen often, I usually watch you for awhile. I also make sure I kiss the tip of your ear before I leave.
Spock: *corner of lips twitch* If you are not careful, T’hy’la people will start to believe you are in love with me.
Kirk: *grins* Well, I guess it’s a good thing I actually am.
Spock: *gives Jim a Vulcan kiss* I love you so much, ashaya.
Kirk: *kisses Spock deeply*
Kirk: Ha ha, anon that’s a good one.
Spock: I have never understood the human need of puns.
Kirk: *shrugs* They’re just for fun really. Some of them are actually really good.
Spock: Do you know of any Jim?
Kirk: *grins* A few.
Spock: *quirks eyebrow* Would you care to share?
Kirk: *laughs* I know for a fact, Spock that you will make fun of me.
Spock: I would not and have not done such a thing, T’hy’la.
Spock: *tilts head* Are you not willing to share?
Kirk: *grins and shakes head* Alright, I’ll give you a few but you can’t laugh.
Spock: I do not laugh Jim.
Kirk: Right. Okay so…. Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
Spock: *quirks eyebrow* Continue.
Kirk: Ummm… A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
Spock: I believe I can feel my intelligence decreasing by the second.
Kirk: *laughs* Who needs puns and jokes when you’ve got a Spock. *kisses Spock’s cheek*
Kirk: We don’t fight about a lot of things but Spock does seem to enjoy lecturing me about my “reckless” behavior and how it’s apparently inappropriate to grab, smack or squeeze his ass in public.
Spock: It is completely inappropriate, Jim.
Kirk: I never do it when we’re on duty.
Spock: Just because we are not on duty, Jim does not change the fact that we are the commanding team of this vessel. I will not endure anymore of the women crew members giggling when they come across me. Besides, it is incredibly demeaning.
Kirk: *grins* I’m sorry, it’s just really hard not to want to touch your ass. I mean, come on. It’s amazing. I think most people would agree with me.
Spock: *blushes* Ashaya, please.
Kirk: *laughs* Just so you know, he’s being really tame about this argument right now. He usually is ripping me a new one.
Spock: *furrows brows* I have never once “ripped you a new one.” And, I will admit to not even comprehending what that phrase is supposed to convey.
Kirk: It’s… nevermind.
Spock: *quirks eyebrow*
Kirk: Your ass really is ass-sthetically pleasing.
Spock: *stares at Jim blankly before getting up and leaving*